Wouldn't you like to know how certain folks end up with the reputation they do? Like, how did a short, pudgy kid from New Jersey convince anyone that he was drinking pals with the Lord Of Darkness? Jimmy Page is one creepy dude, but Glenny? C'mon, it's like casting that kid from ÒDawson's CreekÓ as a football jock. Willful suspension of disbelief can only take you so far.
Once a member of the Misfits, an above-average group of pop-punkers, Danziggy has since trudged in these lame pseudo-sludge metal waters. By now, he's ready to wrestle Ronnie James Dio for the dwarf-metal championship, seeing as how he's given up trying to sing and is happy to caterwaul like a petulant child who wants more attention and the high chair hiked up. "All I Save Is My Pain," he moans, at one point. All I save is aspirin, buddy.
It says on the inside booklet, "G.D. is endorsed by nobody.Ó Exactly.
All recordings written by G. Danzig, courtesy of Evilive Records and Evilive Publishing (ASCAP).
